Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store
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I just got missys'!!!!! lmao!!!
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solbby said:
Change taht little to A Lot and you desbribed me...
Now I can't stop laughing.
jenniebutterfly
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i think kris should use his tank stand line
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Awwww damn....you guys are making this toooo good to resist....im thinkin thinkin really hard...
wow you guys have to slow down ,im gone for 3 hrs ,and boom 50 more post ,,lol,here a plumber pick up line ,,
off topic joke ,but still in the filters zone,,so here i go ,
hey baby wanna see me lay my pipes,
i have a 24inch wrench ,want to see how i use it ,,
are your pipes clogged ,my snake could help that ,,lol
off topic joke ,but still in the filters zone,,so here i go ,
hey baby wanna see me lay my pipes,
i have a 24inch wrench ,want to see how i use it ,,
are your pipes clogged ,my snake could help that ,,lol
the top 100 pick the best ones for Kris
damn, if you were a coral you would be a blue myagi.
I wish I could frag a piece of you.
Do you have a calcium reactor? Cause my frag is growing.
Is that a refractometer in your pocket..........
"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"
"Hey Plerogyra, care for a silverside?"
Are you a peppermint shrimp, cause I've got this big aiptasia....
wanna see my eel?
"You feela me? Cuz I Euphyllia!
I wonder how your frag will look like.
want to see my mag drive?
Wow, that seems a little saltier than normal - have you checked your salinity?
I can't wait to take you home and start fragging you.
so.... how do you feel about going bare bottom?
"I have a Salifert test kit in my purse, can I measure your carbonate "hardness"?
"Your cologne smells great...is that Kalkwasser or Skimmate?"
Nice bubbles you got there!
Want to come over and see my tank?
Is that Kalkwasser or are you just happy to see me?
Are you RTN? your making me want to bone.
"Ummm excuse me, I have a tank at home with a 1" hole. Do you happen to have a bulkhead to fit it?
"Why yes, I love going bare bottom, but only if you can "flow " at least 2000 gallons an hour."
I'd I love to check out your bare bottom.
I've got red legged, blue legged, and emerald crabs, so I never have a problem with algae.
wanna take a dip in my vinagar bath?
Think my stop valve is stuck, will you please give is a blow...
can my clown host in your anemone??
My what a big skimmer you have!!
That clam sure does look familiar, how big would you say that opening is,
i love your bubble tips.....
do i feel a connection here or is it just me, cuz' i'm getting great polyp extension....
but of course the flow will be reduced when you factor in my one foot of head
My RO/DI's the purist around, want to give it a taste?
wanna check out my candy cane??? (also insert green slimer)
If you think that xenia can pulse, you should check this out!
i'm sure you've got a beautiful pearl in that clam, can i check it out??
"Holy Cow, when you said you were like a starfish, i thought you were kidding"
there's this flat rock in a park by my place.....we could spawn like clowns.
wanna see my soft coral turn into a hard coral??
"I have a nice saltwater reef tank at home, why don't we go snuggle"
It's not the size of the PH its the girth of its stream...
"Don't mess w/ that girl, shes gave my stag red bugs (scratches)"
Double up on your probe, you dont know where her PH's at!
I know you can move, but what's your head ratio?
I love Reefkeeping because it gives me the opportunity to look after so many different worms.
Would you like to come back to my place and see my purple slimer?
My pump is pressure rated...wanna see how much head it can take?
If you're a PPE, you can color me purple!!
Hey baby .what to smoke some of my REEFers ,,
oh baby ,,you make me feel like a skimmer ,im always foaming for you
can i put somehthing in your sump baby!
You know they say I've got the best stag in town
"I bet I can drill your tempered bottom"
Hey Nemo, wanna see my bubbletips?
"You know I have a nice warm place you could acclimate that stag...."
"Wonder how well you slime up??"
"Hmmmm looks like you've got a nice beckett injector....mind if i test it out??"
"Got tonga branch??"
You must be a magician...you just turned my flexible PVC into rigid airline tubing.
"I've got Lords, wanna f**k?"
Did you know my tube worm has a feather duster on the end of it?
I've been told my eels electric...
come on baby why dont you want to see my bare bottom,
I see you admiring my digiTATAs!
looking at a frag tank, - that's a great rack you've got
tell me if you like the size of my tonga branch
Nice thong Mami....mind if I apply some of my sealant to that crack?
You know my wet neck would fit great in your collection cup ;]
My file fishs' on the hunt and he's pointing at you....
hey baby, can i put my standpipe in your overflow box?
I've got a bare ballast and a barebottom tank at home....wanna add to the theme?
my blennie loves your barebottom...
did you know that seahorses dance and have sex almost everyday?
and the male holds the babies?
Nice wood stands they've got here...wanna sit on mine?!
So how longs it been since your octopus had shark?
"As a reefkeeper I specialize in the art of reproduction."
"When I shake the cyclopeeze stick, everyone goes crazy!"
"Did you just eat? Cause my skimmer is bubbling over!"
I've been a bad boy, want to come home and spank my wrasse?
You are the brightest light in here! I'm expelling all my zooanthellae.
You left me w/ blue bio-balls again.
How about a salty mouthful of siphon suction?
Damn baby...you've got the best monti cap I've see ;}
Is your name Trachyphyllia? Cuz you got my brain open.
Wow...you've got just the Pom Poms my crab's been looking for!
Hey mami can i smell your fish???
Forget those other heaters...I've got the 300watt titanium ;]
Jeez Girl...you've got so much hair algae encroaching on your soft coral, my large polyp stony just bailed out!
Damn girl I never thought I'd see this.....your so ugly your making the star polyps run!! And wipe that cheato off your chin...
"I thought arrow crabs only had six legs"
can i show you my tongue coral?
can we make like mushrooms and split? (you know reproduce )
can i show you how to get a syphon going?
my bulkhead could use some new pipe
my pumps better than hers
how big is your tube worm?
frag me off a piece of that
Who needs protection? I got an 18w UV sterilizer plumbed inline!
would you like to come up for a nice glass of fresh RO water ?
May i offer you my live rock to seed you?
wanna see my goby dig in your burrow?
They call my shrimp "The Pistol"
you look like a queen, may i see your conch?
i think you'll like the way i'll clean your sand-bed.
they call my shark "The Hammerhead"
Lets play shark and remora. (Feel free to suck me as much as you like)
Could my cuke dig into you?
hey, wanna spawn?
would you mind blowing my rock till all the stuff comes out?
Think that Fire shrimp is hot....you should meet the mystery wrasse that wants to get into your @$$.
what do you say we go in qurantine?
wanna see my NudeBranch?
could you play my pipe organ?
my anemone is purging
nobody puts baby in the sump
got power head?
moonlights like this put me in the mood for spawning
trust me, my hard coral doesn't sting
ooooh, your mr2 makes my collection cup foam over
i'm a CBB, wanna be my aiptasia?
mind putting gloves on before you reach in?
Can I see your wrasse? (say it out loud fast)
oh, i didn't know your tank was predrilled
your wasting your time on me - i'm fish only
do you think my bio-balls can handle your load .
I'd love to see your maxijet hit the back wall of your tank.
"Damn Mami....your 'fuge is banging! My macro just went sexual!"
I've got a million pods stored in my tanks; want to help me free them from their captivity?
In order to keep your 'fuge happy, you need to have lots of pods swimming around!
hey baby would you like me come over tonight and tickle your clams mantle?
damn, if you were a coral you would be a blue myagi.
I wish I could frag a piece of you.
Do you have a calcium reactor? Cause my frag is growing.
Is that a refractometer in your pocket..........
"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"
"Hey Plerogyra, care for a silverside?"
Are you a peppermint shrimp, cause I've got this big aiptasia....
wanna see my eel?
"You feela me? Cuz I Euphyllia!
I wonder how your frag will look like.
want to see my mag drive?
Wow, that seems a little saltier than normal - have you checked your salinity?
I can't wait to take you home and start fragging you.
so.... how do you feel about going bare bottom?
"I have a Salifert test kit in my purse, can I measure your carbonate "hardness"?
"Your cologne smells great...is that Kalkwasser or Skimmate?"
Nice bubbles you got there!
Want to come over and see my tank?
Is that Kalkwasser or are you just happy to see me?
Are you RTN? your making me want to bone.
"Ummm excuse me, I have a tank at home with a 1" hole. Do you happen to have a bulkhead to fit it?
"Why yes, I love going bare bottom, but only if you can "flow " at least 2000 gallons an hour."
I'd I love to check out your bare bottom.
I've got red legged, blue legged, and emerald crabs, so I never have a problem with algae.
wanna take a dip in my vinagar bath?
Think my stop valve is stuck, will you please give is a blow...
can my clown host in your anemone??
My what a big skimmer you have!!
That clam sure does look familiar, how big would you say that opening is,
i love your bubble tips.....
do i feel a connection here or is it just me, cuz' i'm getting great polyp extension....
but of course the flow will be reduced when you factor in my one foot of head
My RO/DI's the purist around, want to give it a taste?
wanna check out my candy cane??? (also insert green slimer)
If you think that xenia can pulse, you should check this out!
i'm sure you've got a beautiful pearl in that clam, can i check it out??
"Holy Cow, when you said you were like a starfish, i thought you were kidding"
there's this flat rock in a park by my place.....we could spawn like clowns.
wanna see my soft coral turn into a hard coral??
"I have a nice saltwater reef tank at home, why don't we go snuggle"
It's not the size of the PH its the girth of its stream...
"Don't mess w/ that girl, shes gave my stag red bugs (scratches)"
Double up on your probe, you dont know where her PH's at!
I know you can move, but what's your head ratio?
I love Reefkeeping because it gives me the opportunity to look after so many different worms.
Would you like to come back to my place and see my purple slimer?
My pump is pressure rated...wanna see how much head it can take?
If you're a PPE, you can color me purple!!
Hey baby .what to smoke some of my REEFers ,,
oh baby ,,you make me feel like a skimmer ,im always foaming for you
can i put somehthing in your sump baby!
You know they say I've got the best stag in town
"I bet I can drill your tempered bottom"
Hey Nemo, wanna see my bubbletips?
"You know I have a nice warm place you could acclimate that stag...."
"Wonder how well you slime up??"
"Hmmmm looks like you've got a nice beckett injector....mind if i test it out??"
"Got tonga branch??"
You must be a magician...you just turned my flexible PVC into rigid airline tubing.
"I've got Lords, wanna f**k?"
Did you know my tube worm has a feather duster on the end of it?
I've been told my eels electric...
come on baby why dont you want to see my bare bottom,
I see you admiring my digiTATAs!
looking at a frag tank, - that's a great rack you've got
tell me if you like the size of my tonga branch
Nice thong Mami....mind if I apply some of my sealant to that crack?
You know my wet neck would fit great in your collection cup ;]
My file fishs' on the hunt and he's pointing at you....
hey baby, can i put my standpipe in your overflow box?
I've got a bare ballast and a barebottom tank at home....wanna add to the theme?
my blennie loves your barebottom...
did you know that seahorses dance and have sex almost everyday?
and the male holds the babies?
Nice wood stands they've got here...wanna sit on mine?!
So how longs it been since your octopus had shark?
"As a reefkeeper I specialize in the art of reproduction."
"When I shake the cyclopeeze stick, everyone goes crazy!"
"Did you just eat? Cause my skimmer is bubbling over!"
I've been a bad boy, want to come home and spank my wrasse?
You are the brightest light in here! I'm expelling all my zooanthellae.
You left me w/ blue bio-balls again.
How about a salty mouthful of siphon suction?
Damn baby...you've got the best monti cap I've see ;}
Is your name Trachyphyllia? Cuz you got my brain open.
Wow...you've got just the Pom Poms my crab's been looking for!
Hey mami can i smell your fish???
Forget those other heaters...I've got the 300watt titanium ;]
Jeez Girl...you've got so much hair algae encroaching on your soft coral, my large polyp stony just bailed out!
Damn girl I never thought I'd see this.....your so ugly your making the star polyps run!! And wipe that cheato off your chin...
"I thought arrow crabs only had six legs"
can i show you my tongue coral?
can we make like mushrooms and split? (you know reproduce )
can i show you how to get a syphon going?
my bulkhead could use some new pipe
my pumps better than hers
how big is your tube worm?
frag me off a piece of that
Who needs protection? I got an 18w UV sterilizer plumbed inline!
would you like to come up for a nice glass of fresh RO water ?
May i offer you my live rock to seed you?
wanna see my goby dig in your burrow?
They call my shrimp "The Pistol"
you look like a queen, may i see your conch?
i think you'll like the way i'll clean your sand-bed.
they call my shark "The Hammerhead"
Lets play shark and remora. (Feel free to suck me as much as you like)
Could my cuke dig into you?
hey, wanna spawn?
would you mind blowing my rock till all the stuff comes out?
Think that Fire shrimp is hot....you should meet the mystery wrasse that wants to get into your @$$.
what do you say we go in qurantine?
wanna see my NudeBranch?
could you play my pipe organ?
my anemone is purging
nobody puts baby in the sump
got power head?
moonlights like this put me in the mood for spawning
trust me, my hard coral doesn't sting
ooooh, your mr2 makes my collection cup foam over
i'm a CBB, wanna be my aiptasia?
mind putting gloves on before you reach in?
Can I see your wrasse? (say it out loud fast)
oh, i didn't know your tank was predrilled
your wasting your time on me - i'm fish only
do you think my bio-balls can handle your load .
I'd love to see your maxijet hit the back wall of your tank.
"Damn Mami....your 'fuge is banging! My macro just went sexual!"
I've got a million pods stored in my tanks; want to help me free them from their captivity?
In order to keep your 'fuge happy, you need to have lots of pods swimming around!
hey baby would you like me come over tonight and tickle your clams mantle?
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