Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[Missy Johnson]

moonlights like this put me in the mood for spawning
trust me, my hard coral doesn't sting
ooooh, your mr2 makes my collection cup foam over
i'm a CBB, wanna be my aiptasia?
mind putting gloves on before you reach in?

 

[Hitsnorth]

Can I see your wrasse? (say it out loud fast)

 

[Missy Johnson]

oh, i didn't know your tank was predrilled

 

[Missy Johnson]

here's a dis -

your wasting your time on me - i'm fish only

 

[Hitsnorth]

Hey just so you guys know when I met Missy I told her I had a reef tank and asked her if she wanted to see it. lol of course she took the bait

 

[Missy Johnson]

hook line and sinker. that was 3 years ago!

 

[jhale]

see, it does work. :flirt:

why can't there be a guy looking flirt smiley?

 

[nanoreefer22]

see, it does work. :flirt:

why can't there be a guy looking flirt smiley?

I think we need one of those.

Missy you got some bad arse pick ups.

So when am I getting shipped out to petco to get slapped??

 

[Sean]

This works for employees

Hey want my discount.

 

[Deanos]

So when am I getting shipped out to petco to get slapped??

Petco?!?! You're going to a LFS tonight...bring your list. :tongue1:

 

[nanoreefer22]

Petco?!?! You're going to a LFS tonight...bring your list. :tongue1:

WoW...i didnt even think of that. Hmmm you guys should get to work putting the best of the best on a list.

 

[House of Laughter]

here's a dis -

your wasting your time on me - i'm fish only

This is precious

House

 

[zahner]

everyone going to MM should print out this thread for reference

 

[jhale]

This is precious

House

I'll second that, that's smart I never looked at it that way,
wow the possibilities. nice one Missy.

 

[Missy Johnson]

i like the tatas one and jose's polyp extension. i was reading this thread yesterday at work and my boss came in and started reading them. he thinks we are all dorks.

 

[nanoreefer22]

i like the tatas one and jose's polyp extension. i was reading this thread yesterday at work and my boss came in and started reading them. he thinks we are all dorks.

Thats what your boss says, he was probably thinkin hmmm i could try some of these out.

 

[jhale]

i like the tatas one and jose's polyp extension. i was reading this thread yesterday at work and my boss came in and started reading them. he thinks we are all dorks.

most of my friends call me a fish geek / dork
I tell them don't be hating you know your just jealous.
I'm glad I found MR we can all be dorky together :grouphug:

 

[jhale]

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Hard to imagine but I'd be crackin up tooo...just cause you guys got me to say all those lines..hehehe...just tell me when

okay tonight at MM, you better practice first. use any of the lines written here. have someone video you with a phone, hopefully someone has one.
if you have the balls to try a line on a stranger I will give you a frag of whatever you want from my tank.

anybody else want to sweeten the pot.

and if it actually works then you owe me a frag!

 

[Missy Johnson]

omg i will totally give kris a frag if i can watch him try one of these. tonight is gonna be awesome.

 

[jhale]

now I want to go...I'm laughing just thinking about it.