Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[ShaunW]

"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"

Kris this is the one for you! :lol:

 

[jhale]

that one's hot, you'd get bonus points for using Deans line.

for what it's worth i doubt I'd be able to do this and not laugh.

 

[DRZL]

I dont where the heck it is on the thread but the DigiTATA's was hilarous!!!

 

[bad coffee]

I'm tempted to get a video camera and haul it with me. I'll empty my memory cards and film him with my digital. Wow, this is going to be a riot!

B

 

[jhale]

BC it would make a great late nite bit for reefers, if there was a reef late night talk show

 

[nanoreefer22]

I dont think I'm gonna be able to resist this offer.....I don't even think I'll be able to say one of these lines without laughing.....hmmmm.....hopefully I've got the bio-balls to do it tonight.

 

[Hitsnorth]

Just how many single girls do you think are coming to midnight madness?

 

[nanoreefer22]

Just how many single girls do you think are coming to midnight madness?

Same thing I was wondering.....

 

[DEEPWATER]

Just how many single girls do you think are coming to midnight madness?

which ever do come if any ,dont use these lines on them ,we will get an Anemone slaped in the face ,lol :headache:

 

[DEEPWATER]

this one is a bit bad ,srry ,but i like it ,l
do you think my bio-balls can handle your load .

 

[ShaunW]

Well if he can't find any single women (good chance), he could always just use this line, while waiting for the madness to begin, on an unsuspecting victim.

Woman's POV:

I see you admiring my digiTATAs!

 

[ShaunW]

He could even put them together!

I see you admiring my digiTATAs!

Followed in rapid session by:

"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"

 

[alrha]

then let him try the lines on a guy.

That would really be a riot, especially when he gets his wrasse kicked.

 

[DRZL]

then let him try the lines on a guy.

That would really be a riot, especially when he gets his wrasse kicked.

hahaa...I got your back, after 5 mins ....you gotta learn somewhere. Just run alot until 5 min lapse. Then its MR-Unit!!!

 

[nanoreefer22]

then let him try the lines on a guy.

That would really be a riot, especially when he gets his wrasse kicked.

Damn thats just asking for a wrasse kickin...

 

[nanoreefer22]

hahaa...I got your back, after 5 mins ....you gotta learn somewhere. Just run alot until 5 min lapse. Then its MR-Unit!!!

5 mins of running...hmmm i could handle that once the MR unit got me back ....cause i dont wanna come out lookin like this :icon16: or this :knockedou or this :dead1:

 

[ShaunW]

Kris, you need to change your signature ASAP! The pink emotioncon's got to go, take my word on it, as one MR brother to another, and fellow member of the MR unit!

 

[ShaunW]

Back to the pick up lines:
My clam's so BIG that it's fluid ejection could damage your rock work.

 

[nanoreefer22]

Thanks Shaun...i didnt even realize that one got on there...:irked:

 

[ShaunW]

Women's POV:
I'd love to see your maxijet hit the back wall of your tank.