Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[alrha]

what do you say we go in qurantine?

 

[alrha]

wanna see my NudeBranch?

 

[jhale]

I can't keep up with Albert,

I liked the rock blowing one, that's creative

 

[nanoreefer22]

Geeezeeeeee-a-looooo alberts on a roll here....

 

[alrha]

you got me started.

 

[jhale]

ummmm ok really bad at this lol.

can i show you my tongue coral?

can we make like mushrooms and split? (you know reproduce )

can i show you how to get a syphon going?

my bulkhead could use some new pipe

my pumps better than hers

how big is your tube worm?

frag me off a piece of that

I liked Jenns,
there's something about them, short and to the point.
also now I'll be hoping I hear one of these next time
I'm in a fish store

 

[nanoreefer22]

Hmmmm...hot chicks in pet shops???? where can we find that?

 

[alrha]

no mermaid lines?

 

[nanoreefer22]

no mermaid lines?

Can't find those in a pet shop now can ya?

 

[jhale]

Hmmmm...hot chicks in pet shops???? where can we find that?

I'm not sure.

you could go to barneys, they have some FO tanks, and there are more hot chicks in that store than you could count.
that would be a funny video piece, we could send kris in there to try out some of the pick up lines and hve a hidden camera on him.

actually there are always hot chicks in the union square petco.
we could send you in there to stay with the theme.

 

[nanoreefer22]

hehehe.....that'd be fun...might get more slaps than girls but it'd be worth it...

 

[alrha]

the slaps would be funny too. (at least to us)

 

[nanoreefer22]

the slaps would be funny too. (at least to us)

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Hard to imagine but I'd be crackin up tooo...just cause you guys got me to say all those lines..hehehe...just tell me when

 

[jhale]

now we have to pick the best one

 

[bad coffee]

Jonathan,
I don't think he'll succeed the first line. We need a backup. But I mmight be able to get a wireless mic to use. . .

And I'm waiting for Missy's lines.

BC

 

[Deanos]

now we have to pick the best one

I love this one courtesy of Joseney21:

"do i feel a connection here or is it just me, cuz' i'm getting great polyp extension...."

 

[zahner]

i vote for Deanos' "digiTATAs" , that made me laugh out loud :lol:

 

[jhale]

Okay, we'll wait.
where is Missy ?

I think Kris would make it at least past a few lines.
of course most of the reef lines would go over the heads of the typical petco shopper.

 

[Missy Johnson]

just saw the thread....gimmie a couple minutes....i am dying laughing reading these things....

 

[Missy Johnson]

ok...

could you play my pipe organ?
my anemone is purging
nobody puts baby in the sump
got power head?