Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[DRZL]

how about some powerhead?

 

[jnfallon]

(looking at an ell)

Mine's Bigger than that.

 

[DEEPWATER]

Hey sweetie
Would you like to host my Anemone :sgrin:

 

[griMReefer]

wow thats a nice ass.. i mean, wrasse..

heheeheeee

Nao confie em aguas paradas...

 

[nanoreefer22]

Hey sweetie
Would you like to host my Anemone :sgrin:

I didnt know ROnen had an anemone...i thought the females were carrying those...thought us manly men had a 'stag'

anyways herse one for the books
Excuse me there miss but everytime I see you my stag seems to bleach at the tip, wanna come check it out?

 

[Quang]

ummmm ok really bad at this lol.

can i show you my tongue coral?

can we make like mushrooms and split? (you know reproduce )

can i show you how to get a syphon going?

my bulkhead could use some new pipe

my pumps better than hers

how big is your tube worm?

frag me off a piece of that

Hahahaha. If only my gf could talk like that when we're fragging, I think my xenia would be pumping extra hard.

Just noticed Solbby already covered the xenias. Damn...

 

[jhale]

I need a cold RO shower after reading those again

 

[Quang]

Haha...I just thought of a comeback a girl can say to a guy when she's rejecting him in a LFS:

"Sorry hunny, your p@#$! is like my nitrate level....undetectable."

:idea: :tongue:

 

[nanoreefer22]

Haha...I just thought of a comeback a girl can say to a guy when she's rejecting him in a LFS:

"Sorry hunny, your p@#$! is like my nitrate level....undetectable."

:idea: :tongue:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smash: That would bruise a man for life!

 

[DRZL]

thats just wrong!


lol

 

[ShaunW]

:bump: I needed a laugh so I figured why not re-read and revive this oldie.....If your new here, your looking at one of MR's BEST THREADS!

 

[bad coffee]

Midnight madness is this friday. . .

Kris, you going? I'm going to print out the list this year. No 'i can't remember any' this year. You're going to get a date or you're going to get slapped.

Either way we're taking pics.

B

 

[nanoreefer22]

I don't know if it's gonna be worth while this year. Doubt that I'm gonna make it out. When I get back i gotta get outta my teeny tiny fish deaths and go pick up a few things I didnt get a chance to.

Did you get a ride?

 

[DEEPWATER]

(Korny ,but cool ) Hey Baby youre so hot ,im ACAN

 

[bad coffee]

not yet. Hey anyone got an extra seat? I can meet you anywhere in manhattan or brooklyn

B

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Off the collar


"Miss, are these things suposed to be blue?"

 

[Deanos]

:bump:

 

[Josh]

"Feel free to touch it, it's NIB." - Deanos

 

[jhale]

"my super squirt extends to 35" of fun "

 

[ming]

For a girl when ordering:

"I'd like two banggai's"