Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[ming]

I'm like an LPS, I show how hard I really am when you touch me.
That said, I like to feed my LPS twice a day!

 

[Quang]

Girl, after I'm done with you, you better do a major water change cause your skimmer will overflow.

 

[LeslieS]

When Reefers break up:

It's not you, it's my tank...

I love your tank, but I am not "IN love" with your tank...

There is just too much going on in my tank right now...

You'll find someone who will LOVE your tank....REALLY...

My tank just needs some space...

I'm not attracted to your tank in "that" way...

and...I think we need to see other tanks!

 

[Spracklcat]

I don't want to date you anymore, but we can still see each other's tanks, right?

 

[LeslieS]

I don't want to date you anymore, but we can still see each other's tanks, right?

lol - this translates as I'm not into you at all, but your tank rocks and there are tons of things I still want frags of

 

[nanoreefer22]

LoL Pick up lines guys....not "Reef Break ups 101" :lol2::joke:

 

[LeslieS]

Sorry!!! There just aren't that many pick up lines that girls use. "Let's go back to my place" is pretty much a given!! Actually... a deep breath and a bold stare is pretty much a given!!! :splitspin:

I reef terms, I guess that would be "wanna frag?" :flirt:

 

[jackson6745]

Yeah I can't think of an actual pickup line that a girl used (on me at least) but "can you give me a ride home" always led to something more

 

[scarf_ace1981]

Yeah I can't think of an actual pickup line that a girl used (on me at least) but "can you give me a ride home" always led to something more

rich you gotta read in between the lines. "can you give me a ride home" translates to "can you ride me @ home?"

 

[ming]

so many things can be said about "head"

Girl: I can give you multiple heads :splitspin

 

[alrha]

for girls:
Mind if i suck your siphon?

 

[Quang]

Looks like you can use some calibration fluid.

My heater prefers an area with high flow.

Relax baby, I swear I'm ick-free.

 

[scubabr53]

I have all MH to make your polyp swell.

 

[scarf_ace1981]

"my skimmer's foam can fill your collection cup tonight". i think that was fairly subtle, don't you. :wink1:

 

[Deanos]

:theyareon

 

[Deanos]

:bump:

 

[JHOV2324]

Yo ma let me pump your reactor...:Blurp:

 

[ClosetFishGeek]

You want to come over and see my slippery dick......


Quite discrete....:splitspin

 

[JHOV2324]

Haha i was gonna use that one...but i usually get deleted :lol2:

 

[ClosetFishGeek]

You want to come over and see my slippery dick......


Quite discrete....:splitspin

It is an actual fish....:splitspin