Chuck Norris

[Domboski]

I know these are stupid but I find them hysterical :lol2: Someone text me this one:

Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris :lol2:

This might be my new fav.

 

[sil3ncio]

lol

 

[Tangs Rule]

Some of my favorites:

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[Domboski]

Lmao

 

[lfsmarineguy]

Again? lol... fine.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.

 

[Tangs Rule]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

[fernandokng]

hahaha.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is.

 

[Domboski]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[aznt1217]

oh man this is redunkulous.

 

[smoq]

check my signature:smokin:

 

[House of Laughter]

Man, I needed this thread today - too damn funny!@

House

 

[TimberTDI]

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one ever dared question his motives.

 

[nanoreefer22]

Lmao!

 

[smoq]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

 

[ryangrieder]

chuck norris does not do push ups, he pushes the world down

 

[fernandokng]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

[fernandokng]

The only hand that can be a royal flush is chucks norris' backhand.

 

[ryangrieder]

chuck norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the depudy.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
in a fight between the batman and the joker, chuck norris would win.

i know hundreds lol

 

[Domboski]

LMAO

I love the Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer! I never heard that one. :lol2:

 

[CONSTANTNE]

These are hilarious