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- yonkers ny
chuck norris built the closet that he came out of! then killed everyone around
Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Domboski
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fernandokng
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- Manhattan, New York
Chuck norris can divide by zero.
chuck norris can win a game of connect four in THREE moves.
chuck norris can win a game of connect four in THREE moves.
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- Yonkers
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- Location
- Bay ridge, Brooklyn
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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- Forked River, New Jersey
hahahahahhahahahahahha omg this cant be right..:funnypost
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- Bay ridge, Brooklyn
I can't stop
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash
- Location
- 11756
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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- Montclair, NJ
LMFAO! A lot of good ones I never heard before :lol2:
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- Ossining, NY
- Location
- Montclair, NJ
I keep changing my fav but I think Chuck Norris can divide by zero is it for now :lol2:
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- Forked River, New Jersey
WHOS CHUCK NORRIS??? isnt he that tv total gym guy??? whats soooo special abt him????
lololol sorry had to do it, besides i know who he is, i read abt him in history class, didnt he defeat the germans and make hitler kill himself??
lololol sorry had to do it, besides i know who he is, i read abt him in history class, didnt he defeat the germans and make hitler kill himself??
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- Huntington
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- 11756
- Location
- Montclair, NJ
lmfao!
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- Bay ridge, Brooklyn
Wow I just lost 30 minutes of my life laughing at some of the "will it blend" videos
My favourite is wezeer's pork&beans
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- Huntington
I think his most recent is an ipad. (SPOILER ALERT) it blends.
Spoiler Alert? Of course it blends, don't you get it? Everything BUT Chuck Norris blends!:duh::wink1:
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- Montclair, NJ
Chuck Norris Farts cologne
Tangs Rule
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- Staten Island
Chuck Norris doesn?t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
"It works on my machine? always holds true for Chuck Norris.
"It works on my machine? always holds true for Chuck Norris.
Tangs Rule
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- Staten Island
According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”.
Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”.
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