Chuck Norris

[Harif87]

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of Chuck Norris.

(compliments of http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck&id=67rawqvc60vcuw3hr3uemnxnwjkb0jbu - great site lol)

 

[chuck116]

Cool my son LOVES these

 

[Domboski]

They once made chuck norris toilet paper.....but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.

 

[aznt1217]

They once made chuck norris toilet paper.....but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.

Oh man I just died lol

 

[TRIGGERMAN]

lmao

 

[JonnyJ]

who would win a fight between chuck norris and God?

 

[LAZ4]

Thats a trick question Chuck Norris is God




and by the way Chuck Norris is always the right answer

 

[lfsmarineguy]

If Chuck Norris were an ice cream flavor he'd be Pralines and Pain

 

[JonnyJ]

I had too bump this, got a call this morning

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[Quang]

lol thats awesome

 

[saltwaterinbrooklyn]

chuck norris is the only guy that can punch you in the ass and give you brain damage!!
fear the chest hair

 

[saltwaterinbrooklyn]

Legend has it that chuck Norris had a stared down with Charles Bronson and that the earth stood still for 37 seconds !!!

 

[IamRobG]

Chuck norris once had sex in a semi...a drop of semen hit the floor...the truck is now known as optimus prime

 

[IamRobG]

Chuck norris knows where in the world carmen san diego is

 

[Custom05Taco]

Chuck Norris gave the orbits girl a dirty mouth.

Chuck Norris knows what willson from home improvement looks like.

Chuck Norris pats down TSA agents before he boards a plane.



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[saltwaterinbrooklyn]

Bruce lee died after touching chuck Norris chest hair in return of the dragon!!

 

[Alex]

Chuck Norris once stared at Forest Whitakers lazy eye and made it straight.

 

[ocholoco]

hey

Chuck Norris has an X Box account on Playstation.

 

[wonderballz]

Chuck Norris did a "Chuck Norris" line and everyone who heard it burst into flames...

 

[Arati]

On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't ******* think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."