Chuck Norris

[lfsmarineguy]

that last one doesn't make sense. It implies that Chuck Norris is in some way inferior to sliced bread?

 

[MisterTickle]

Chuck Norris will be most upset at this assumption of treason on the Manhattan Reef forums.

 

[smoq]

Chuck Norris will be most upset at this assumption of treason on the Manhattan Reef forums.

I already sh&%t my pants. Maybe he would save me if I'll give him a frag

 

[MisterTickle]

Chuck Norris doesn't frag his corals, They frag themselves to get away from him.

 

[TimberTDI]

Before CHuck Norris there was no white bread. One day he looked at a loaf of rye and scared the color out of it.

 

[JimmyR1rider]

What happened to the caraway seeds? I heard they all jumped out and hid in a loaf of pumpernickel

 

[beerfish]

Chuck Norris recently adopted a cat...

 

[cowfish]

lmao!

 

[duke62]

bruce lee called chuck norris charlie once.............once

 

[jjersey85]

Whats behind Chuck Norris' fist? Another Fist!

 

[Domboski]

LMAO I love this!

 

[smoq]

death once ha a near-Chuck Norris experience.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris .....

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.​

 

[TRIGGERMAN]

Chuck ever sees this there's gonna be a new 1..
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke reefer.. he smokes REEFERS
lol

 

[jjersey85]

bump, i need more
chuck norris is the only man who can kick you in the back of your face

 

[ryangrieder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6oJ1-k7XZA&feature=related

watch it

 

[ryangrieder]

another fun one!

go to google.com

type in "google chuck norris" then click "im feeling lucky"

read what comes up and suggestions

 

[Tangs Rule]

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

 

[Domboski]

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

LMFAO! Good stuff Mike.

 

[Tangs Rule]

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

 

[scarf_ace1981]

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

i almost spit the water out of my mouth when i read this one.