Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[DRZL]

hahaa...damn its getting NC-17 in here...

It's not the size of the PH its the girth of its stream...

"Don't mess w/ that girl, shes gave my stag red bugs (scratches)"

Double up on your probe, you dont know where her PH's at!

I know you can move, but what's your head ratio?

 

[ShaunW]

From the womans perspective:

I love Reefkeeping because it gives me the opportunity to look after so many different worms.

 

[SlamaJama]

dont think i would want to use any of the words "frag" or "soft" in any of these lines...

 

[ShaunW]

Would you like to come back to my place and see my purple slimer?

 

[Josh]

I give up. There are just too many possibilities for good lines.

 

[Deanos]

My pump is pressure rated...wanna see how much head it can take?

If you're a PPE, you can color me purple!!

 

[DEEPWATER]

Hey baby .what to smoke some of my REEFers ,,

oh baby ,,you make me feel like a skimmer ,im always foaming for you !


can i put somehthing in your sump baby!

 

[nanoreefer22]

My pump is pressure rated...wanna see how much head it can take?

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[nanoreefer22]

Let's not forget the nerdy original -

"I have a nice saltwater reef tank at home, why don't we go snuggle"

Blech!

House

Where'd that get the nerd??? I'm guessing no where :wink1:

 

[nanoreefer22]

You know they say I've got the best stag in town

 

[Deanos]

"I bet I can drill your tempered bottom"

 

[spykes]

you guys are tooo much.... and when you guys go into the women's perspective it's just gives me the shivers LOL!

 

[Deanos]

and when you guys go into the women's perspective it's just gives me the shivers LOL!

Hey Nemo, wanna see my bubbletips?

 

[nanoreefer22]

From a women POV....
"You know I have a nice warm place you could acclimate that stag...."
"Wonder how well you slime up??"
"Hmmmm looks like you've got a nice beckett injector....mind if i test it out??"
"Got tonga branch??"

 

[Deanos]

You must be a magician...you just turned my flexible PVC into rigid airline tubing.

 

[Josh]

How about this:

"I've got Lords, wanna f**k?"

Subtle.

 

[bad coffee]

"I've got Lords, wanna f**k?"

Subtle.

about as subtle as a train wreck. My kind of line!

BC

 

[ShaunW]

Did you know my tube worm has a feather duster on the end of it?

 

[nanoreefer22]

I've been told my eels electric...

 

[jhale]

Where'd that get the nerd??? I'm guessing no where :wink1:

you'd be wrong, that line got me more, er, snugling than anything else.

in college I meant to say, I would not try that in a ny bar.