Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[DRZL]

Is that Kalkwasser or are you just happy to see me?

Are you RTN? your making me want to bone.:shhh:

<~~~~~~riske'

 

[Deanos]

Another woman's pick up line:

"Ummm excuse me, I have a tank at home with a 1" hole. Do you happen to have a bulkhead to fit it?

"Why yes, I love going bare bottom, but only if you can "flow :wink1:" at least 2000 gallons an hour."

 

[jhale]

how a simple,

I'd I love to check out your bare bottom.

 

[Josh]

I've got red legged, blue legged, and emerald crabs, so I never have a problem with algae.

Note: This line has yet to work.

 

[pmui]

wanna take a dip in my vinagar bath?

 

[pmui]

Think my stop valve is stuck, will you please give is a blow...

 

[joseney21]

can my clown host in your anemone??

 

[ShaunW]

From the womans point of view:

My what a big skimmer you have!!

That clam sure does look familiar, how big would you say that opening is, .

 

[joseney21]

i love your bubble tips.....

do i feel a connection here or is it just me, cuz' i'm getting great polyp extension....

 

[zahner]

Another woman's pick up line:

"Why yes, I love going bare bottom, but only if you can "flow :wink1:" at least 2000 gallons an hour."

lol

but of course the flow will be reduced when you factor in my one foot of head

 

[ShaunW]

My RO/DI's the purist around, want to give it a taste?

 

[joseney21]

wanna check out my candy cane??? (also insert green slimer)

 

[ShaunW]

If you think that xenia can pulse, you should check this out!

 

[joseney21]

lol, that one was funny as hell solby!!!

 

[joseney21]

i'm sure you've got a beautiful pearl in that clam, can i check it out??

 

[House of Laughter]

From a woman's perspective.

"Holy Cow, when you said you were like a starfish, i thought you were kidding"

House

 

[joseney21]

there's this flat rock in a park by my place.....we could spawn like clowns.

 

[joseney21]

wanna see my soft coral turn into a hard coral??

 

[ShaunW]

I really need all this light over the tank (as I drop my pants), because NOTHING GROWS IN THE SHADE!

 

[House of Laughter]

Let's not forget the nerdy original -

"I have a nice saltwater reef tank at home, why don't we go snuggle"

Blech!

House