Really? This is still going on???

[strgazr27]

Ahem...

 

[strgazr27]

Make me an offer. Slightly weathered but fairly well maintained. Potential income earner..

 

[ryangrieder]

this is my classic 1968 FORD Alien Ship. purchased new for 800,000 back in 1968. looking to trade for some xenia...

 

[ryangrieder]

this is patchs'o'hoolihand, my ant eater. sadly she is getting too big for my 20 gallon tank. looking to get her a good home. will trade for a 12"mm socket or a pair of leather work gloves...

 

[strgazr27]

Pffft.

Completely restored, low lightyear Klingon Starship w M'Rek (High Chancellor) of the Klingon's signature on the dashboard. Make me an offer

 

[ryangrieder]

rare oppertunity here... you dont see these everyday...
i bring today to the table a FULL bottle of lemon pledge. thats right. full.
retail is 1.99 for these babies, but ill let it go for $15....

 

[ryangrieder]

Pffft.

Completely restored, low lightyear Klingon Starship w M'Rek (High Chancellor) of the Klingon's signature on the dashboard. Make me an offer

has the MPG? and does it have NAVI?

 

[CHEMCHEF]

Clogs,,,,,, Get some

 

[xxxAngeloxxx]

U wanna start a party wit video games? :-/


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[knugenx]

rare oppertunity here... you dont see these everyday...
i bring today to the table a FULL bottle of lemon pledge. thats right. full.
retail is 1.99 for these babies, but ill let it go for $15....

Can you show me how to use it? I will decide whether to take it if it does the job. Please be over no later than Friday 6pm...Guests will arrive at 7pm.

 

[ryangrieder]

HUGE GARAGE CLEAN OUT SALE!!!!!!!!

i want to park my car in my garage again but its so filled with old random stuff that might be worth some money. i just dusted everything off. found 3 items that might be worth something to someone...


found a bottle of Krypton. seems in good shape. no super heros around to test it out though, so no guarentee its still good. looking for 50 bucks...

next, an atom bomb. just get dumped? mad at your neighbours? well time to get even. why not get even with this atom bomb! for the low price of 18 dollars and 700,000,322 dollars for shipping it will be at your door step in a week!!! or so....

finally, i stole this from stewie griffin about 3 years ago and forgot where i put it. finally found it laying on its side with my ant eater licking it... im no longer in contact with stewie griffin so i dont need it anymore. i have about 20 tons of uranium rods. 5 bucks per ton...

 

[strgazr27]

has the MPG? and does it have NAVI?

DVD/NAV w 2 7" monitors in the rear headrests.

4 lightyears/gallon. Needs 93 octane to run it's best though.

 

[ryangrieder]

Can you show me how to use it? I will decide whether to take it if it does the job. Please be over no later than Friday 6pm...Guests will arrive at 7pm.

HEY BUDDY!!! listen, i dont think i will be able to make it until this weekend so is it ok if i explain right here right now?!?!?






STEP 1. ok first off, give it a couple pushes on top of the can and see if it sprays correctly. if so it should look like this...

STEP 2. hold the bottle in a 45 degree angle at the table you wish to clean and spray the can like this...

STEP 3. put the can down and put some muscle into to while cleaning the table....

WARNING!!! if you do not like the smell you can go out and purchase a PLEDGE WEAR OUTFIT and spray the table down like this...

Step 4. ENJOY YOUR NEW CLEAN TABLE!!! do what ever you want with it. eat dinner, play some poker, read a book, or even power bomb a friend through it!!!

 

[strgazr27]

Act fast as this classic earwax ball won't last long....

Awesome color and texture. No bad smells. Loaded with hairs.

This is a BALLERS piece only so come with cash...

$750.

 

[xxxAngeloxxx]

Now was the word (Garage Sale) hard to say Ryan ? -___- lmao


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[strgazr27]

BE DIALING !! For this super large collection of toenail frags. Snow white coloring and long length add up to an awesome pak.

$50 Paypal preferred. First come first served...

 

[ryangrieder]

For sale: 1950 cannibal kids toy. It's a pig cooking bacon.... Looking for 150 bucks.

 

[ryangrieder]

Up for grabs. 1962 cadillac fleetwood. Very nice car. The Cadillac of Cadillacs. It even drives like a Cadillac. Big fat guy dead in the trunk though........kinda smells.
Just take it off my hands.

 

[UnknownWaters]

Act fast as this classic earwax ball won't last long....

Awesome color and texture. No bad smells. Loaded with hairs.

This is a BALLERS piece only so come with cash...

$750.

Can you deliver this ?

 

[sohoreef]

hahah this is funny check out the phone call i did to pedro on my sig