I have a few frags of totally free advice to give away in the spirit of sarcasm. Now, there are a few conditions. You have to act desperate and perhaps offer to pay for it, and I reserve the right to give it to whoever I wish unless I don't know you, then it's $27 per frag. Don't worry if there are more people than frags because the mother colony is healing well and in a few minutes I'll have more free advice frags for ya! They may seem pretty useless at first, but if you take good care of them in a few years they'll seem less silly. PM me but don't expect a response. I'd appreciate if you don't post in this thread because I may not check it. PM me for my number or email me only if you're serious. Noobs welcome! Paypal accepted.
For example, "never ever drink aquarium water", "salt is not optional in a reef tank", "bristle worms are not kind to bare hands" and many more.