Lies your told your significant other about your tank purchase

[fritz]

let's see...

1. It was only $10!
2. That's not new, its been there.
3. But they have to have ______ because _____ happened.

 

[jhale]

oh ok.. my bad..
:smash:

sorry guys at mr..

haha that's okay I thought I was going crazy :smash:

I'll combine this one with the first one, it's living in the nudibar like Kris said.

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Umm can't lie she pays the bills and see's all the charges. If I lie it gets revisited 5 fold when she checks the bills.

 

[Reefer420]

that i just get everything for free from peeps on the forum!

 

[Quang]

"Babe, the corals need to eat too doesnt it, like you do?....and it needs a nice home, like you do...and lots of friends...like you do."
LOL I LIED (past tense...I no longer do it ) to her about meeting up secretly in other strange men's homes to look at their....tanks. That freaks her out more than anything.

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

ANd yet she shares access to MR with you AND CAN READ THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Froggie a wise man once told me the key to a successful relationship is to yes them to death and never ever let them know what you're really thinkin. Just an FYI. And if she reads this and smacks you really hard in the head, I told you so.

 

[Quang]

LOL chief...its ok I USED TO lie about it...but now I want to take her with me. Hehe...btw she goes on my name sometimes...we collectively make-up Froggiebunbun (I'm the Froggie and she's the BunBun). She knows all about it now. I edited my originaly post, lol.

 

[masterswimmer]

I give her the same ole line she gives me.......ooooh this old thing!

No lies, my wife is great about it.

master

 

[ShaunW]

"It grew out of the rock, I can't believe you didn't notice it sooner."

Talking about the new ORA Tort that I just purchased, .

 

[Reefer420]

lol- I'm pretty sure anyone who doesn't know better would believe that- especially after seeing some of the funky stuff that actually did grow out of my rock!

 

[nanoreefkeeper]

I Buy a coral, she buy a pair of shoes! Evertime I buy a coral or fish, it cost me triple!

 

[Manny]

Well honey I had that one already, you just never seen it

I love this one:shhh:

 

[alrha]

can we password protect this thread?

 

[alrha]

"honey, i just want to make the tank look pretty for you..."

:flower:

:lovestory

 

[Salesbig]

"honey, i just want to make the tank look pretty for you..."

:flower:

:lovestory

I tell her that all the time.. When she saw ronen's tank she said she wants ours to look like that

Now that I get things Wholesale I still lie.. I tell her he owed me money :division: Yes he still owes me some

 

[DEEPWATER]

I tell her that all the time.. When she saw ronen's tank she said she wants ours to look like that

Now that I get things Wholesale I still lie.. I tell her he owed me money :division: Yes he still owes me some

You keep talking crap and youll be paying double

 

[alrha]

You keep talking crap and youll be paying double

Ronen, charge him double and give us wholesale - just to piss him off!
:sgrin:

 

[Salesbig]

Ronen, charge him double and give us wholesale - just to piss him off!
:sgrin:

charge them double and give me the profit