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[jackson6745]

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
I?m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Culpepper
Jabrucah, Kentucky
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Long live spell check!!!

 

[herman]

HIRED!!! Sign on bonus!!! Housing etc etc. Hell get the girl a raise!! :sgrin: :sgrin: :sgrin: Im drinking my beers out of a JUG today bro!

 

[herman]

Long live spell check!!!

What? There were spelling mistakes??

 

[Deanos]

What? There were spelling mistakes??

You, obviously, went straight to the attachments :bigeyes2:

 

[nanoreefer22]

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I'm just wondering how she walks upright?? hmmmppphhh :lol:

 

[inkblue]

...i woNder wHat she was tyPing witH :bigeyes2: :scratchch

 

[jackson6745]

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I'm just wondering how she walks upright?? hmmmppphhh :lol:

She's leaning on the tree to stand...LOL

 

[nanoreefer22]

She's leaning on the tree to stand...LOL

LMAOO!! And thats a big tree..hmmm...It's surprising she doesn't have a hump-back :lol:

 

[cali_reef]

I think I saw her down in Rio the last time I was there:lol:.

 

[inline6]

I think if it weren't for the tree she fall over.

 

[nycmat]

holy CHRIST!!! what country is she from??

 

[arozz7]

who needs a gym when you have to carry those around? She must have a strong back. :bigeyes2: :lol:

 

[SlamaJama]

who cares about being upright anyway...

 

[suntzu]

That's a heavy load to be carrying around...

 

[tonyyammine]

i just fired her i got sick of her lol

 

[inkblue]

toNy, am hiRing her for some "admin" worK :bigeyes2: :tongue1: :sgrin:

 

[coralcrazy]

lol those have to be done by photoshop....those are like DD ^10 power

 

[Missy Johnson]

LOL RMFAO! Rich you are too much!

 

[DEEPWATER]

Rich
How did you get a pic of my sister :irked: ,Thats the last time I let her out with those on :p

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