Free corals

[UnknownWaters]

YOU WISH! Now that I have your attention just play along and lets have some fun. This gonna be a silly post thread where we can just make silly funny statements all hobby and life related we will say some dumb stuff but we will laugh out loud and sometimes when we are feelin down or depressed we can come read this thread and get a laugh so put down your grouchy and lets play I'll go first.


HELP im new to the hobby I have a 180g tank with and undergravel filter running it and my 8 foot tiger shark only fits in it when I fold him in half.


Your next have fun be a kid again growing old sucks so lets have a laugh.

 

[TRIGGERMAN]

bastard! you got me
my wife hates my leatherback because he never gets off the goddamn couch and doesn't share the remote!

 

[UnknownWaters]

bastard! you got me
my wife hates my leatherback because he never gets off the goddamn couch and doesn't share the remote!

Triga that was quick bro im LMFAO. C'mon now give me some more Funnies.

 

[TRIGGERMAN]

my uncle freddy doesn't like my blowfish because he says she's a tease

 

[jdnumis]

lmao

 

[motortrendz]

FOR SALE:
ALL THE JUNK EVERYONE ELSE GIVES AWAY!!!
IM TRYING TO MAKE MY RETIREMENT OFF YOU GUYS...

i dont understand some of the stuff people think they can sell.. stuff we pass around for free..like drains and used bulbs...dont get it...lol

 

[tentacles]

Table salt is totally fine to use, right? What do you mean it's not?! Salt is salt!:smash:

 

[tentacles]

Also here is my nano, I just set it up today and I have an Achilles Tang, a shark, a moray, and a 1 ft. puffer that just barely fits.

 

[JimmyR1rider]

Hey I need everyones advice on how to set up my tank and what to and what not to put in it livestock wise. Just so you all know I'm going to blow off ALL of what you say and do what I want anyway. SO--please be very in depth in your advice on the right ways so I know EXACTLY what not to do. Thanks for the help in advance. Oh and in my experience minimum gallon requirements are just a suggestion, kind of like stop signs when driving.

 

[motortrendz]

so whats the difference between aerobic and anerobic??

 

[tomtoothdoc]

so whats the difference between aerobic and anerobic??

aerobics was for chicks in spandex popular back in the 80's.....ant aerobics are ants in spandex doing aerobics.......

 

[tomtoothdoc]

need help asap

i just bought a clown trigger from petco 'cause it was on red tag special....$5 for a 8" fish.....i couldn't resist. but when i got home, the fish doesn't fit in the pico, i can only get half of him in so i shove him head first into the tank....he seems to be breathing ok and wagging his tail like he's happy.
so my question is how long before i need to upgrade? how should i feed him since his head is buried and the tail is sticking out of the tank? should i pull him up to feed him and shove him back or should i just shove the food up his b*tt?

 

[UnknownWaters]

LOL keep em comin guys lets go

 

[TRIGGERMAN]

i just bought a clown trigger from petco 'cause it was on red tag special....$5 for a 8" fish.....i couldn't resist. but when i got home, the fish doesn't fit in the pico, i can only get half of him in so i shove him head first into the tank....he seems to be breathing ok and wagging his tail like he's happy.
so my question is how long before i need to upgrade? how should i feed him since his head is buried and the tail is sticking out of the tank? should i pull him up to feed him and shove him back or should i just shove the food up his b*tt?

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet 8" clown triggers for 5 bucks?! I will buy all of them and put them in my 10 gallon.

for 5 bucks I would barbeque them just to see if they taste good!

 

[FrostyNYC]

Tomtooth, I just lol'ed on the lirr. That was great


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[motortrendz]

ooohh ooh forst dibs on the clown trigger.. i can put him in my tank bc its bigger than yours but i need someone else to qt him for me.. hopefully really far away bc they further away from my dt the better itll work!!!! dont question me!! i know what im talking abt!!

 

[Chraddam]

I have a tomato clown, and i dose the tank with garlic...does anyone have one of those VERY RARE "Rigatoni Anemones"??? And some "Meatball" Chalices??? Whoever donates it to me gets to dine in my tank with me

 

[OzoneParkGuy]

Need advise on cycling my tank... do i have to wait before putting in any fish? Can I run around my tank to make it go faster!!

 

[tomtoothdoc]

Need advise on cycling my tank... do i have to wait before putting in any fish? Can I run around my tank to make it go faster!!

i think i remember reading about this ultra secret some where:
if you run around counter-clockwise with some cocktail shrimps in one hand and vinegar in the other while singing hootie and the blowfish songs. but make sure you test for ammonia spike every 2 hours......and be patient...nothing copmes quickly in reefing.....it may take a good 7-8 hrs for the tank to be completely cycled......at least don't put any acro in there for at least 3-4 days.... good luck....

 

[JimmyR1rider]

Ive always believed and practiced in my new tanks- last one being a 10 gallon with a 2 gallon sump that peeing in the tank is the best way to introduce levels of ammonia to start the nitrogen cycle. Plus it warms the water to a nice temp. when you do it.