Happy 70th Chuck Norris

[Lunareclipse]

Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his own hands. Happy 70 Chuck! All Norris fans must post a Norris joke.

 

[jackson6745]

Thank YOU Chuck Norris :happysad:

 

[fernandokng]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

[fernandokng]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

 

[ZANYMASTER]

Lol,Yeah,deadly beard

 

[NL146]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

:funnypost

 

[smoq]

see my signature:thrash: Happy b'day Chuck:hb2:

 

[lfsmarineguy]

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries.

and Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[fernandokng]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

 

[fernandokng]

-When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

 

[fernandokng]

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[fernandokng]

Someone please put this as thread of the week. lol. :lol2:

 

[TOTAL AQUARIUMS]

If Chuck Norris was a country, his chief export would be pain.

 

[beerfish]

Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh!t.

 

[jaa1456]

when someone sneezes they get a tissue, When Chuck Norris sneezes he needs a body bag.

 

[jaa1456]

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.

 

[dagreatbadfinger]

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

 

[jaa1456]

Chuch Norris put the Laughter in Manslaughter

 

[fernandokng]

Hahahahahah

chuck norris' calendar goes straight from march 31st to april 2nd; no one fools chuck norris.

 

[Imbarrie]

After a night of hard partying Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down.


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