Installing a husband

[tosiek]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as

NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears
6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOTunder any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband
1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

 

[MO~IDOL]

Lol

 

[Awibrandy]

That was great! After 37 years I know this to well!:lol_large
Oh, but how in love that Husband 1.0!!!!:inlove:

 

[junglebase]

Very funny! thanks for the laugh!

 

[WikedTechniQuezZ]

Lmao

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

They should have suggested to uninstall the device entirely. All would be very happy with that decision.

 

[Domboski]

I prefer to be Boyfriend 4.0. This way I have to be replaced with 5.0 before Husband 1.0 can be installed :lol2:

 

[knugenx]

This is great!!!

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Remember sometimes with upgrades there are also things that need to be downgraded. With the upgrade from boyfriend to husband there are certain hardware restrictions/removals that are performed as well. At times that hardware is allowed to be reinstalled temporarily by the systems administrator and most times they are locked up in purse 9.9 with almost impossible to breach security software.

 

[JHOV2324]

This is awesome LOLOLOLOOL

 

[nikkibabee]

:lol2:

 

[Beautiful Disaster]

I've seen this one before and it is quite hysterical, lol

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

It is quite funny if you're on the outside looking in or if you are the keeper of purse 9.9! Quite the opposite if you are not.

 

[Awibrandy]

Well Chief, I am neither! I still think it is quite funny.lol

 

[beerfish]

In addition to Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7, close attention should be paid to the hard drive on a regular basis.

 

[TimberTDI]

It is quite funny if you're on the outside looking in or if you are the keeper of purse 9.9! Quite the opposite if you are not.

You have Purse 9.9 too!

Funny you probably have Progeny 2.0 right? Be careful with that one, I started with one instance of that running in the background now it's multiplied into four instances running all over the desktop. I can never get it to shutdown completely. I told the systems administration when she brought home Progeny 2.0 that if could be malicious software or a Trojan, but administrator clicked download anyway. Be forewarned that nothing in this known universe will get rid of Progeny 2.0. Even if you get a new machine it will follow you to that PC (caution to mac users: this when will attack you system resources as well).

Steven

 

[Bob 1000]

Lmao

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Steven I understand completely. And to advise all the upgrade process is impossible. There is no trade up program unfortunately.

I don't mind the 2 progeny infections I have they are actually very mild and just tend to run in the background taking up very little memory.

Beware the hd becomes a floppy due to purse security.

 

[sjsoto]

I prefer to be Boyfriend 4.0. This way I have to be replaced with 5.0 before Husband 1.0 can be installed :lol2:

if only i would have known this ...lol

 

[beerfish]

Beware the hd becomes a floppy due to purse security.

Try Littlebluepill v2.0, but it shouldn't be run for more than 4 hours, or you'll need to contact tech support.