RANDOM - Government Cheese Phonecall!

[Missy Johnson]

I just received the most random phonecall from a blocked number. Some woman asking me if I would be able to accept delivery of government cheese tomorrow at 9am. She was talking so fast and obviously from a script, but it was a real woman because I asked her if it was a joke and she said no, that someone was sending me some free government cheese.

Am I a f*#&^$ idiot? What was this woman talking about? She was saying something about www.governmentcheese.com but it's a logon site.

SOMEONE HELP ME THIS WAS TOO WEIRD!

 

[inline6]

That is weird!
Maybe you should take her up on it, to see what it's about?
Very curious....

 

[ScottK]

If it's a blocked number, and a log-on site, I smell a scam. Why would someone want to give you free cheese unless they're trying to take your money.

 

[Missy Johnson]

Well I'd never even heard the term 'government cheese' but I googled it and apparently it is a phrase used to describe when the government does something that benefits those with the least need (like tax cuts for the wealthy, or giving a fat kid a cake type thing). And the logon isn't one that I can set up...it's like a members only thing. Too weird. I smell scam too but they didn't get anything from me. I will flip if someone rings my buzzer tomorrow morning with a freaken cheese log.

 

[DEEPWATER]

Interesting phone call ,are you in some type of trouble Government Cheese huh ,,Jking ,
So was it aged or just fresh or not fresh cheese ,
but on the serious side ,if you want more info on that call
you should cal 311 and ask them ,they should know

 

[Tonyscoots84]

that would be great if they send ya a big piece of cheese. y couldnt they call ya and say hey u just won a 180 gallon rr tank with full canopy with mh and vho bulbs. all pumps and acc. included. congrats. thats my dream phone call. hehehe lolz well congrats on the government cheese. lolz. J/K people are getting worse and worse everyday. well ttyl

 

[Pseudo]

I never had Government Cheese but I had some wonderful Gubment CHeese. The welfare line surplus. That sh*t is slammin'. Way better than anything you have ever tasted. And that is no joke. If someone drops that off give me a call.

And Miss Johnson... you know you had some gubmen't cheese...

Kasei

 

[Missy Johnson]

kasei - trust me, if i find some 'gubment cheese' on my doorstep tomorrow you will be the first person i call.

you learn something new everyday

 

[DRZL]

lol...too funny!

I think it was a prank, didnt they use to issue government cheese during the great depression back in the 30's?

weirdd people man!

 

[DevIouS]

I never had Government Cheese but I had some wonderful Gubment CHeese. The welfare line surplus. That sh*t is slammin'. Way better than anything you have ever tasted. And that is no joke. If someone drops that off give me a call.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!







"DITTO":wink1:

 

[inkblue]

i'LL take a couple of pouNds ...hoW many lbs do u thinK i need for my 72 :thanks: :yo: :lol:

 

[bad coffee]

are you guys actually admitting you like gubment cheeze? That ^(*& won't melt eve if you hit it with napalm.

[shaking his head]
B

 

[Pseudo]

Come on now.. Them cheese sandwiches stick to your ribs for days. Thats why you dont starve eating that stuff. Man it make some dope mac and cheese with it. Slicing it is a pain in the ass though.

 

[Missy Johnson]

kasei - i think this is another case of the 'missy johnson' vs 'missy johnson.' they did have my name on the phone. weird. now i really want to get my hands on some of this cheese....hmmmm. party at my place tonight. who's bringing the malt liquor?

 

[michael stern]

FWIW, my understanding is that the government puchases huge quantities of cheese all the time. I think it's a combination of propping up the dairy industry and good old patronage. The cheese ends up in prisons, schools, hospitals, military, etc. If you are getting government cheese, it usually ships by the ton. Enjoy

 

[Pseudo]

I got the Ol' Gold and the white bread if you got the mayo....

 

[Missy Johnson]

thanks michael - see my prev post - party at my place tonight. we can kick it old skool w/some GUBment cheese

 

[Missy Johnson]

Lmfao!!!