Home Depot
Larry was fixing a door & found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Lisa to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Lisa saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was
waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Lisa asked "How much for that faucet?"
Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Lisa exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Larry had sent her
to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, "Lisa, you wanna screw for that
hinge?"
Lisa replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
Larry was fixing a door & found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Lisa to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Lisa saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was
waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Lisa asked "How much for that faucet?"
Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."
"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Lisa exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Larry had sent her
to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Walt yelled, "Lisa, you wanna screw for that
hinge?"
Lisa replied, "No, but I will for the faucet."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
