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- Baiting Hollow Long Island NY
Last week was my 40th wedding anniversary and for our Honeymoon we went to four of the Hawaiian Islands. So this time we wanted to go back to the Islands we liked best so we went to Maui and Kauai. The last time we were there the Island of Lanai was not open to tourists and was owned or leased by Dole to grow pinapples and you couldn't go there so we also went there.
Kauai changed so much in those 40 years that we didn't recognize the place. In 1973 there was only one traffic light and a McDonalds on the Island.
We landed in Oahu and took a plane to Kauai. You don't want to stay on Oahu, trust me. Oahu is Manhattan with palm trees. There is also no real Hawaii five 0. No such thing but the last time we were there we watched them film it.
Anyway we get to Kauai and rent a car with a GPS. But the GPS isn't like your normal GPS. The thing comes with a tour guide, but you can't shut it off or you have to re set the thing and you get lost. But there were many signs that commercialism has taken over the Islands. For instance we are following the GPS and all of a sudden some guy starts talking. I looked in the back seat thinking the car rental guy came along, but no one was there. It was the GPS. So besides the girl telling you where to turn, this guy is telling you about the history of the place you are passing. He said something like, "Coming up on the left is a large stand of royal palm trees, each individually and lovingly planted by King Kamahama (I can't spell the Kings name)
So if you look to the left, thats where they were. Of course we bulldozed them down to make room for that lovely Island K Mart where you can find ash trays imported all the way from Tai Wan made from immitation coconut shells that have a realistic, pink plastic palm tree right in it"
Every where you look there is a Home Depot, Walmart, Starbucks, Subway, Macys, Lord & Taylor, everything but Hawaiian things. I remember seeing the beautiful Hawaiian girls all over the place and real Luau's. On our first trip there we met a girl I know who lives there. (I used to date her when she lived in NY) I will call her Sue. No, thats her real name so I will call her Mary to protect her identy. At that time "Mary" took us to a Luau that her friends made for us. In the morning they dug a deep hole in the damp sand on the beach, then they filled the hole with hot rocks that they just took out of a fire, they put a pig in the hole and filled it with the hot rocks and covered it in palm leaves and left it for 10 hours. Then at night, They light torches on the beach and swim out into the ocean to light floating torches. We all had Island drinks and sweet fruits. Then they uncover the pig with the Hawaiian music playing while beautiful girls danced. And it is the best pork you ever tasted.
That is what I expected. This time we met that same girl and she gave us a bottled water and took us to KFC. It just wasn't the same.
Kauai changed so much in those 40 years that we didn't recognize the place. In 1973 there was only one traffic light and a McDonalds on the Island.
We landed in Oahu and took a plane to Kauai. You don't want to stay on Oahu, trust me. Oahu is Manhattan with palm trees. There is also no real Hawaii five 0. No such thing but the last time we were there we watched them film it.
Anyway we get to Kauai and rent a car with a GPS. But the GPS isn't like your normal GPS. The thing comes with a tour guide, but you can't shut it off or you have to re set the thing and you get lost. But there were many signs that commercialism has taken over the Islands. For instance we are following the GPS and all of a sudden some guy starts talking. I looked in the back seat thinking the car rental guy came along, but no one was there. It was the GPS. So besides the girl telling you where to turn, this guy is telling you about the history of the place you are passing. He said something like, "Coming up on the left is a large stand of royal palm trees, each individually and lovingly planted by King Kamahama (I can't spell the Kings name)
So if you look to the left, thats where they were. Of course we bulldozed them down to make room for that lovely Island K Mart where you can find ash trays imported all the way from Tai Wan made from immitation coconut shells that have a realistic, pink plastic palm tree right in it"
Every where you look there is a Home Depot, Walmart, Starbucks, Subway, Macys, Lord & Taylor, everything but Hawaiian things. I remember seeing the beautiful Hawaiian girls all over the place and real Luau's. On our first trip there we met a girl I know who lives there. (I used to date her when she lived in NY) I will call her Sue. No, thats her real name so I will call her Mary to protect her identy. At that time "Mary" took us to a Luau that her friends made for us. In the morning they dug a deep hole in the damp sand on the beach, then they filled the hole with hot rocks that they just took out of a fire, they put a pig in the hole and filled it with the hot rocks and covered it in palm leaves and left it for 10 hours. Then at night, They light torches on the beach and swim out into the ocean to light floating torches. We all had Island drinks and sweet fruits. Then they uncover the pig with the Hawaiian music playing while beautiful girls danced. And it is the best pork you ever tasted.
That is what I expected. This time we met that same girl and she gave us a bottled water and took us to KFC. It just wasn't the same.