I feel like this poo always happens to me

[thirty6]

On airplane waiting to take of this morning, some over wieght guy was literally sitting on my leg/lap to let his lady put bags in over head compartment. At least 3 minutes, he was actually adjusting to get more comfortable. Im assuming he thiught he was on arm of seat. I finally asked him if he was gonna tip me: i get a dirty look from him and my wife
Still loading up plane to take off a female the size of shamoo shoves her fat %#* in purple jeans in my face bc she couldnt fit and had to pu something

Gettin off plane the lady friend of my lap danci g partner was grinding up against me trying to get out of aisle first. I asked her to please stop and that was in the aisle and would move as when room permitted but we werent going anywhere fast: again dirty look from her and the wife. Im ready to crack at this point and now dearest wife is pissy. Just wanted to share.... Have a good day MR!

 

[E.intheC]

Isle seat man. Always get the Isle seat.

 

[thirty6]

I was in aisle seat!

 

[yesjenks]

You have the worst luck!! Hope you were traveling someone fun.

 

[thirty6]

Hahaha. Its pretty hysterical really and the annoying part is my wife gettin pissy with me. I thought asking guy for a tip was funny!

 

[JimmyR1rider]

I would have laughed and then apologized if you asked me for the tip. But if I had asked him the tip question and got a dirty look from him I would have one upped it at that point and said yeah you're right my bad- I get it- sucks to be an obese guy in a non fat a$$ friendly plane.

 

[DEL]

You are a lot nicer than I would've been. I would've been like. Wtf!! Hahahajaja. I guess that's the JC side coming out of me.

 

[yesjenks]

HAHAHAHAHA!! Even Thirty's wife would've had to laugh at that.

 

[thirty6]

You are a lot nicer than I would've been. I would've been like. Wtf!! Hahahajaja. I guess that's the JC side coming out of me.

Nah, im same as you but i promised id be on best behavior bc traveling cranks me up a bit

 

[Arati]

always carry a thumb tack

 

[thirty6]

always carry a thumb tack

I may have done that to a teachet in elementary school.... It was funny until i got home that night

 

[MatthewScars]

So, your wife is mad at you for what reason? Some overweight people were being rude and you made a witty comment and she got upset with you?

:sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2: :sad2:

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Probably because he promised to be good and the comments he made were in her opinion not an example of that.

 

[thirty6]

Probably because he promised to be good and the comments he made were in her opinion not an example of that.

You nailed it


We were in disney for the holidays and i was not playing well with the rude peo and thought nothing of telling people how i felt every chance i got. So i promised to "behave" and i couldnt get on or off plane without keeping my sharp tongue to myself

 

[Rob&Gab]

sounds like someone needs to start flying first class my friend.

 

[rookie07]

sounds like someone needs to start flying first class my friend.

Why not private!

 

[FocusReefing]

Wow. Sure hope the wife doesn't see this post...

 

[Rob&Gab]

Why not private!

why do that? just buy a coach ticket and lock yourself in the bathroom the whole trip if you want private.! lol!

 

[thirty6]

Wow. Sure hope the wife doesn't see this post...

It would be much worse if ahe found the post that compared her mom to a sixline wrasse!

 

[reefman]

this is the reason why 1st class is so expensive. i am assuming this is not jet blue airline.