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thirty6

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For mother inlaws?

She is a royal pia. Sort of like a 6 line wrasse, nice on exterior leads you to believe it's full of energy and vibrant colors and really good for community on a whole


Then she opens her %^#~{ mouth
 

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Someday you'll understand Brandon....and I'll smile

She is Wasfeeling her oats this weekend. Comments galore and worse disregards anything and everything I say. She even pissed my wife off today so you know I am on point
 

tomtoothdoc

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lol.....take her to the car alone and tell her that you know where jimmy hoffa is buried and you'll save her a spot right next to him if she keeps flapping her gums........but then the reality sets in...... just hit yourself in the nuts so your attention is redirected elsewhere.
or use her to your advantage.....tell the wife every time you stop yourself from shooting her mother between the eyes, you get to buy a reef related item. before you know it you got everything for your new tank by christmas..;)
 

thirty6

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lol.....you've got the PERFECT mother-in-law. I envy your situation....more than you can possibly know.

R

Winner!
Mil was over for dinner, and somewhat subdued yesterday but returned bright and early full of piss and vinegar. I sat at the table last night smirking to myself and was thinking I feel bad for those poor aquarium owners trying to tach the 6line to remove it from the tank. They at least have a fighting chance of ridding the pest and each time they fail its frustrating. I on the other hand. Have No way out!
 

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lol.....you've got the PERFECT mother-in-law. I envy your situation....more than you can possibly know.

R

russ,

it's a little late to get a new wife....so suck it up. every time you see her just pretend she's my mother in law and it's gibberish coming out of her mouth.....kinda like the adults from the comics, peanuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04
 

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lmao knowing and meeting thirt6 & tomtom in person makes this thread even more fun!

Thankfully I am 25 and with the way I am going no chance of being married ever (the ladies hate me).

If you guys need a place to say I have 2 couches and 4 recliners with your names on them. Thirty6 you're 10 mins away so I can save you quicker than tomtom, but you guys are both welcome.
 

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If you guys need a place to say I have 2 couches and 4 recliners with your names on them. Thirty6 you're 10 mins away so I can save you quicker than tomtom, but you guys are both welcome.



lol....thanks b.....but i won't be needing the couch any time soon.
scored huge brownie points after sandy...with 8 days of 4 am trips to get on line at the gas station plus numerous trips to the deli's, supermarkets, and take outs.
i kept them fed(24 meals), warm(48 gal of gas), entertained(fios and netflix), and didn't have to go do their business in the "out house" aka the creek in the back yard.....lol.
i have a well water and septic system, the generator wasn't strong enough for those pumps. so we had to go to a friend's house and bring water in the 3 and 5 gal. poland spring bottles....about 20 bottles and drag them to the bathrooms.
i think i'm good 'til christmas.....:scratch:.....lol.
 

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lol....thanks b.....but i won't be needing the couch any time soon.
scored huge brownie points after sandy...with 8 days of 4 am trips to get on line at the gas station plus numerous trips to the deli's, supermarkets, and take outs.
i kept them fed(24 meals), warm(48 gal of gas), entertained(fios and netflix), and didn't have to go do their business in the "out house" aka the creek in the back yard.....lol.
i have a well water and septic system, the generator wasn't strong enough for those pumps. so we had to go to a friend's house and bring water in the 3 and 5 gal. poland spring bottles....about 20 bottles and drag them to the bathrooms.
i think i'm good 'til christmas.....:scratch:.....lol.

You think, but they forget very quickly. After going through almost 15 gallons a day for 12 days and running the fridge and Tv's and all the other crap, I get a "you only did that to keep the tanks running" and no brownie points were scored, not to mention keeping hot water and the heat running as well for the entire time. :banghead::banghead::banghead:
 

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You think, but they forget very quickly. After going through almost 15 gallons a day for 12 days and running the fridge and Tv's and all the other crap, I get a "you only did that to keep the tanks running" and no brownie points were scored, not to mention keeping hot water and the heat running as well for the entire time. :banghead::banghead::banghead:


perhaps i look more pathetic dragging the gas cans and water bottles in my old age....i wouldn't say i didn't over acted in dragging some of the stuff.....therefore more brownie points.
little did they know, 5 gal. weight is nothing to a reefer.....we got lots of practice/training with the old school water changes with the salt buckets. perhaps i should stop pumping water in and out during water changes and get some exercise.....nah.
 

thirty6

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This thread cracks me up!

I got home a sort while ago, takeout in hand bc princesses don't cook often. By time i sit down to eat, almost everyone is done eating no biggie i had some stuff to do outside. I sit down and after one mouthful...."ding dong" followed by "yeah, i hope its nana"

So she parks at the table and my dinner is over. I finish my Chinese tea and start thinking happy tank thoughts as my new tank build is getting closer and closer when it hits me
She could be a bristle worm in many ways. On the face of it they aren't all that bad for our tanks. They eat detritus and stir up sand a bit while adding some diversity until you have too much of a good thing and they become nuisance! need i say more?
 

tomtoothdoc

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This thread cracks me up!

I got home a sort while ago, takeout in hand bc princesses don't cook often. By time i sit down to eat, almost everyone is done eating no biggie i had some stuff to do outside. I sit down and after one mouthful...."ding dong" followed by "yeah, i hope its nana"

So she parks at the table and my dinner is over. I finish my Chinese tea and start thinking happy tank thoughts as my new tank build is getting closer and closer when it hits me
She could be a bristle worm in many ways. On the face of it they aren't all that bad for our tanks. They eat detritus and stir up sand a bit while adding some diversity until you have too much of a good thing and they become nuisance! need i say more?


hahaha....nana bristle worm. make sure you don't touch her with your bare hand or you'll have to spank it with the other hand for the week.....actually that might not be so bad with "the stranger"......lol.
 

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