I've done this for 5 pups and it's not for everyone but it trumps getting our pups scared of us because we get frustrated or angry because of them just being pups. It's one thing if a dog/pup is sick and goes in the house but when they just don't know or don't learn as quickly as we'd like then it's best to just elminate the issue before it happens so that it is never an issue.
Now to turn people's heads lol
When human babies don't go #2, a parent/doctor/nurse sticks a thermometer/prod up a babies anus a bit and usually the baby goes instantaneously. Taking that into consideration, I've always used packs and packs of "PAPER" match books (NOT wooden ones).
1. Pick up/walk your pup, bring her outside to the spot you want her to ALWAYS use as her designated spot. That way you don't have to go all over God's creation looking for landmines.
1a. Have her on a short 4-6' leash. That way she can't roam where ever she wants. Dogs will go sight seeing if we let them and that's not cool when we're in a rush for whatever reason especially with a smart dog that learns that if they don't "go", then they get to stay outside and play longer which in turn can become frustrating for us.
1b. Ignore your dog completely. Just like kids push buttons and turn an 8:30pm bedtime into a 10:00 whining ordeal... a dog will learn to keep playing with you instead of just going to the bathroom.
2. Rip a paper match out of the book. Obviously DON"T light it. Lift her tail and insert bulb of the match in to her anus so that only about a 1/4" of ripped part of the match is sticking out.
3. Put her down in her place to go and wait 5-15 seconds and she'll pee first and then deficate.
3a. As she pees... say something like, "good, good girl, pee!!!" in a soft & friendly, high pitch voice.
3b. As she deficates... say something like, "good girl. finish!!!" in a soft & friendly, high pitch voice.
3c. Later you'll be able to just say "pee" and/or "finish" and get her to go on command.
Do this; in the morning when she wakes up
: again before you go to work
: after every meal/drink of water/snack
: as a pup (every few hours just to be safe)
When you can't watch her, put her in her SMALL crate so that she doesn't have enough room to "go" in the crate and just move to the other side of the crate. If you have a huge crate, install a divider to reduce the amount of real estate.
Take it a step further: Hang a cowbell/or similiar on your door and ring it everytime you take her out. Eventually she will learn to ring it to go out. Smartarse dogs will ring it just to go out tho =) so becareful with a demanding dog that "in theory" will train you to let it out when it demands that you come running just becasue she rang the bell =) this is especially helpful if you have a big house and may not hear a dog whimpering at the door.
I know the match thing sounds crazy but I guarantee that raising a pup can at times be very frustrating. The more that you can do to make every single experiene a great one will help a pup learn much faster and not fear us. They don't speak English nor understand what we "expect" from them so I'm a huge fan of taking the guess work out of it and making it so that I never have to be frustrated. Showing a pup that we're frustrated or angry can scar them and seriously take 10 huge steps backwards. I could make 3 dogs go #1 & #2 in about 5 minutes total time and then jump in my car and go to work. (3) matches, (1) dog out at a time so they don't play together and it went pretty damn fast.
If your dog doesn't go before you go to work becomes a habit and then you come home to having to clean up her mess that she did a "crocodile death-roll" in and have to give her a bath on top of it and anything else you had to do that day can get to be a drag IMO.
But coming home to a well behaved dog that never has an accident is priceless.
PS: For big dogs, you sometimes have to take 2 matches and put them in at the same time.
Sorry for the grotesqueness of it but I swear it is a trick that can offer peace of mind and make dog ownership a blessing. Look at it in another way, if a dog is constantly making mistakes, it is pretty common for us to think about sticking our foots up their........ =)
Best of luck with your new pup.