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A message for men...
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritisms. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If She makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert, If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you're not, you lack ambition.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must
be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!
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Do you know how tough it is being a man...?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritisms. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If She makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert, If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you're not, you lack ambition.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must
be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!
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