Si,ple Math

[marrone]

[FONT=&quot]What Makes 100%?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]How about achieving 103%?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]What makes up 100% in life?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]is represented as:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Then:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]and[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]But ,[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And,[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whileHard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it?s the Bullshit and A$$ Kissing that will put you over the top.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Now you know why some people are where they are![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

 

[tosiek]

Brilliant..... Simply Brilliant.

 

[thirty6]

its so funny that i read this when i did. i just sat down at my desk and watched one of the ridiculous ass kissers in my department walk into a nearby office and little giggle with the guy he was visiting.... i have no use for ass kissers, disengenuine people, or people who have an alterior motive: thirty5 just fell on the floor laughing

 

[rebelson]

LOL too true.