Top Surgeons......

[masterswimmer]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon from New York says "I like to see accountants On my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered.."

The second from Chicago respond "Yeah but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon from Dallas says "No I really think librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts; no heart; no balls; no brains; and no spine. Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable~~

 

[xxxAngeloxxx]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon from New York says "I like to see accountants On my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered.."

The second from Chicago respond "Yeah but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon from Dallas says "No I really think librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts; no heart; no balls; no brains; and no spine. Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable~~

Lol i gotta say is wow man hahhahha good sh***

 

[cowfish]

Nice.

 

[Mattl22]

Love that one ! Lololol

 

[tomtoothdoc]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

The first surgeon from New York says "I like to see accountants On my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is
numbered.."

The second from Chicago respond "Yeah but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon from Dallas says "No I really think librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts; no heart; no balls; no brains; and no spine. Plus the head and the ass are interchangeable~~

i do take offense to that joke......


i'm an ass.... and do not feel in any way shape or form that politician's head is as useful as an ass....hahahaha


given a choice, it's a tough call between getting some head and getting some ass........lol.:wink1:

 

[dherrera83]

given a choice, it's a tough call between getting some head and getting some ass........lol.:wink1:

lol :scratchch good point

 

[JimmyR1rider]

i do take offense to that joke......


i'm an ass.... and do not feel in any way shape or form that politician's head is as useful as an ass....hahahaha


given a choice, it's a tough call between getting some head and getting some ass........lol.:wink1:

There really shouldn't be that level of thought with that one tom--As most politicians are male, I wouldn't think youd be wanting head OR ass from them....sheesh, can't take you anywhere.

 

[tomtoothdoc]

There really shouldn't be that level of thought with that one tom--As most politicians are male, I wouldn't think youd be wanting head OR ass from them....sheesh, can't take you anywhere.

am thinking along the line of sarah palin....:meow::sgrin: