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Found this on another forum, but it suited us so well that I thought I would post it here 
How many reefers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many reefers does it take to change a light bulb?
- 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
- 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, and discuss how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
- 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
- 1 to move the discussion to the Lighting section.
- 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.
- 7 to point out spelling and grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
- 5 to flame the spell-checkers.
- 3 to correct the spelling and grammar flames.
- 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... and another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
- 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".
- 15 know-it-alls who claim that they were in the industry, too, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.
- 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs, and people should please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.
- 11 to defend the posting to this forum, saying that we all use light bulbs, and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
- 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs works best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
- 7 to post URLs where one can see examples of various light bulbs.
- 4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and then to post the corrected URLs.
- 3 to post about links they found from those URLs that are relevant to this group, which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
- 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety, including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
- 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light-bulb controversy.
- 4 to say, "Didn't we go through this already, a short time ago?"
- 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
- 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
