HELP! CRAB/CLOWN EATING CARPET (RATED G)

[teevee]

Having spent the better part of a decade trying to make it in graphic design, I can assert that proper sentence case is more readable and therefore should be encouraged. However, we have people here who consistently misuse "were", "where" and "we're", and they certainly don't seem to care, so I doubt we'll ever stamp out the CAPS LOCK threat. :wink:

However, call me politically correct, but I am offended to your reference to schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is about as funny as AIDS or breast cancer. No one would take too kindly to me saying "if you have large sores all over your body, you might have AIDS, prepare to die!", or "if you find a lump in your breast, prepare to go bald and then get a pair of fakes". But this is RDO, I don't expect anyone to agree with me. :roll:

Regarding the crab, I would pull it out. But I wonder what condition the carpet was in when you brought it home... they're not exactly easy animals to keep alive either.

 

[EB847]

RON JR., IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. HOW'S IT HANGIN?

P.S. SPEAK UP WHEN YOU POST, IT IS HARD TO HEAR YOU.

8)
o/o

 

[Skipnuts]

What if I find a SORE on my BREAST?

 

[EB847]

Having spent the better part of a decade trying to make it in graphic design, I can assert that proper sentence case is more readable and therefore should be encouraged. However, we have people here who consistently misuse "were", "where" and "we're", and they certainly don't seem to care, so I doubt we'll ever stamp out the CAPS LOCK threat. :wink:

However, call me politically correct, but I am offended to your reference to schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is about as funny as AIDS or breast cancer. No one would take too kindly to me saying "if you have large sores all over your body, you might have AIDS, prepare to die!", or "if you find a lump in your breast, prepare to go bald and then get a pair of fakes". But this is RDO, I don't expect anyone to agree with me. :roll:

Regarding the crab, I would pull it out. But I wonder what condition the carpet was in when you brought it home... they're not exactly easy animals to keep alive either.

I AM SO, SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR CONDITION. I WILL BE MORE SENSITIVE IN FUTURE POSTS. TO BE MORE POLITCALLY CORRECT, I WILL REFER TO PEOPLE THAT HEAR VOICES SHOUTING AT THEM AS TARDS WITH MULTILPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND RECTAL WARTS.

 

[K9coral]

ROFL!!!! How do you spell turrets?

 

[EB847]

YOU MEAN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME? F..F.. FFF...FART NIPPLE!

 

[Len]

Thread closed for obvious reasons.