A guy walks into a bar w/ a dog under his arm.
The bartender says, dogs are not allowed in the bar.
the guy says, but the dog can talk....
the bartender says, no he can't ..
The guy says I'll bet you a beer this dog can talk...
The bartender says O>K...
The guy asks,,,, Spot? Whats on top of a house???
the dog lets out,..
Roooof,,,,,,Rooooof..
The bartender says ...
NO way.
Lets hear another one.
The man looks at the dog and says ,,,
Spot?
What's the name of that one cartoon/????
Peter and the ????
Wolf,,, Wolf,,,,
The bartender says ...
I don't believe it. This is bull%$#@.... One more time .....
The guy says fine....
Spot??? Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?????
The dog let's out...
Ruuuuuth,,,,Ruuuuth.....
The guy looks ay the bartender and says
I told you ....
The bartender says.
here ,,,take your drink and get the *&%$ out of here...
The guy drinks his brew and leaves...
As they walk out the door the dog looks up at the man and says....
MAn,,, that guy was pissed,,,? You think I should have said Dimaggio???
Hah, hah , blah blah,,,,
What a joke....
What's the criteria these days for owning/working at a fish store????????
Could someone bring me a glass of water????
Please?
I need to go to bed.........................................
Good night.
J.