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Alex

Pretzel in Orange M&M
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Ok people here is the opportunity of a lifetime. Many of you have failed to take advantage of such ventures before, But not this time. This time if you don't take advantage you'll have no one to blame but yourself. Now let me assure you that this is not a fly by night scheme, By no means. This venture will solve our energy crisis for at least one year, at best 6 months. So lets all act now and become part of this limited time offer which i have decided to extend to all of you.

Now pay close attention, I will only relay this info once. How would you like to save on electricity? If your answer is a resounding YES!! then read on. I have devised an idea that will accomplish this for about 1 year, yes people 1 year. Now the deal, for a limited time I will extend to you my friends this opportunity. Most of you will say " How exactly will you do this ?"

Well here's your chance;
Ever go to the mall, the supermarket or any large parking area and there just sitting in the corner is a FREE, yes people I said FREE refrigeration unit for your convenience. Yes people a free refrigeration unit in the parking lot. Now here's your opportunity, for a limited time only I will be taking orders for this unit. simply send $ 200 to my paypal and I will come over to your home and provide you with the opportunity of a lifetime. for this nominal fee I will come over to your home and in the location of choice I will build a small refrigeration unit. Now people, this particular unit will never need to be plugged in thus saving you hundreds in electrical bills. Hundreds people, why pay for something that can be had for free.

Right about now your say to yourself, "This guy is nuts". I say no, NO. Mother nature has provided us with refrigerators till at least September. Yes people September. So here it is for the small nominal fee of $200 for each unit i will come over a build you and your family a small igloo. YES people a small IGLOO. Then I will pile the snow on it so high that this thing won't melt till a minimum September. and if your lucky we'll get another SMACK in the face next year just before that igloo melts and you will once again be provided with a refrigerator which is electricity free. So act now people, don't wait till August when your at your local outdoor parking lot, look to one corner and there like a POLAR BEAR in HAWAII is a pile of snow so high that even the 99 degree weather holds no problem for the free refrigeration.

So people act now, at which time I will come over to your place and do the same for you for the small nominal fee of $200 per unit. Ok as soon as I'm done making my own pile of refrigeration I will immediately come over and start on yours.

Don't be left out in the cold people ACT FAST.........
 
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jaa1456

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You know how hibig of a snow pile that would have to be? The mall down the street from me has a 30 foot tall pile that is easily 60 feet across and it will be gone by the end of April.
 

Alex

Pretzel in Orange M&M
Location
staten island
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You know how hibig of a snow pile that would have to be? The mall down the street from me has a 30 foot tall pile that is easily 60 feet across and it will be gone by the end of April.


You see this is why you need my expertise, I guarantee September. But remember the amount of space for storage will get small as time passes. At the end probably only a six pack of space.....:givebeer:
 

saltwaterinbrooklyn

Pro hobby anti profit!
Location
Staten Island ny
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Folks you gotta get in on this one! I pm Alex and two hrs later I'm standing before my very own igloo! That's right my own igloo I got ice cold dr pepper , beer pepsi , cold cuts. Ice cubes and frozen mugs all sitting in my igloo , he even installed a damper to release any heat that may develop inside my igloo, so in the end I got a fridge pulling zero watts , unplugged for at least 3 months.


And if you call in the next hour he will kick in a large 12oz tube of DD-7 magic cleaner , a closet organizer or a shammy of your choice .

Order now!!!
 

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