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bueller

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WTF?? what is the line for this picture....lol..this should be funny :)

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ryangrieder

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bueller, how nice of you to share a family pictures for all of us to enjoy!

haha just kidding man.

looks like the guy just realized how absolutely rediculous he looks in that outfit and haircut that he should just drink himself to sleep...his mother behind him just saw a glimps of the future and realized how messed up it is that she has to take a shot... and grandma in the far back already knows what a waist her daughter and grandson is that she cant do anything else except puke her brains out hoping she will puke so much she will pass out and let this night finish so she can wake up the next morning with a typical headache asking herself why she has not done her self off years ago...
 

rookie07

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Here is an attempt, or three....

1)
Mrs. Robinson can not hold her booze anymore!

2)
"Puke and rally!!"

3)
Beer and Liquor: $75
Gigolo: $200
Seeing an 80 year old drink till she pukes: Priceless
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard"
 
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House of Laughter

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Ossining, NY
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WINNER!!!

Too damn funny

House

Here is an attempt, or three....

1)
Mrs. Robinson can not hold her booze anymore!

2)
"Puke and rally!!"

3)
Beer and Liquor: $75
Gigolo: $200
Seeing an 80 year old drink till she pukes: Priceless
"There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard"
 

TRIGGERMAN

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Staten Island
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You guys know I'm gonna post on something like this every time so here we goooo!

(Jethro) GUY: "I really can't believe I'm STILL living with my F#CKing parents, and I just saw grandma's bush this is the WORST New Years Eve party EVER!"

(Betty) MOM: "This one Red?"

(Red) FATHER: that no one sees: "No bitc# that's gin I said JACK DANIELS!"

(Jethro): "God I hate my father..I'm gona kill that sonovabitc# tonight"

(Ethyl) GRANDMA: "I can't believe I'm still alive at 93 and this is my life..I have an abusive alcoholic son in law who beats my daughter,breast cancer, colon cancer and I'm back to wearing diapers. Even this pu$$y Jethro is drinking me under the table..just kill me already.. please god just take me now"
 
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