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DEEPWATER
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One day at kindergarten a Teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
man who ever lived."
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The Teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin.
Come up here and I'll give you the $5."
As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,
"You know, Marvin, since your're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ'."
Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."
"I'll give $5 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous
man who ever lived."
A little Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The Teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a little Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The Teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a little Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin.
Come up here and I'll give you the $5."
As the Teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,
"You know, Marvin, since your're Jewish, I was very surprised you said 'Jesus Christ'."
Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart, I knew it was Moses, but business is business."
