THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think
you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he
Has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks
into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son 's teacher."
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think
you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he
Has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks
into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son 's teacher."
