Job at FBI
>
> The FBI had an opening for an assassin.?? After all
> the background
> checks, interviews and testing were done, there?
> were 3 finalists; two
> men and a woman.?
>
> For the final test, the FBI? agents took one of the
> men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun.?? "We must know that you
> will follow your
> instructions no matter what the? circumstances.?
> Inside the room you
> will find your wife sitting in a chair .? Kill
> her!!"? The man said,
> "You can't be serious. I could? never shoot my
> wife."? The agent said,
> "Then you're not the right man? for this job.? Take
> your wife and go
> home."
>
> The second man was given? the same instructions. He
> took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet? for about 5
> minutes. The man came out
> with tears in his eyes, "I tried,? but I can't kill
> my wife." The agent
> said,? "You don't have what it? takes. Take your
> wife home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She? was given the
> same instructions,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and? went into
> the room.? Shots
> were heard, one after another. They heard?
> screaming, crashing, banging
> on the? walls.? After a few minutes, all was? quiet.
> The door opened
> slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat?
> from her brow. "This
> gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat
> him? to death with
> the chair."
>
> MORAL:? Women are crazy. Don't mess? with them.
>
>
> The FBI had an opening for an assassin.?? After all
> the background
> checks, interviews and testing were done, there?
> were 3 finalists; two
> men and a woman.?
>
> For the final test, the FBI? agents took one of the
> men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun.?? "We must know that you
> will follow your
> instructions no matter what the? circumstances.?
> Inside the room you
> will find your wife sitting in a chair .? Kill
> her!!"? The man said,
> "You can't be serious. I could? never shoot my
> wife."? The agent said,
> "Then you're not the right man? for this job.? Take
> your wife and go
> home."
>
> The second man was given? the same instructions. He
> took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet? for about 5
> minutes. The man came out
> with tears in his eyes, "I tried,? but I can't kill
> my wife." The agent
> said,? "You don't have what it? takes. Take your
> wife home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She? was given the
> same instructions,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and? went into
> the room.? Shots
> were heard, one after another. They heard?
> screaming, crashing, banging
> on the? walls.? After a few minutes, all was? quiet.
> The door opened
> slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat?
> from her brow. "This
> gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat
> him? to death with
> the chair."
>
> MORAL:? Women are crazy. Don't mess? with them.
>
