Urgent! Americans Unite!

[thepudge]

Like many other financially strapped Americans, I am fed up with the ever-increasing price of live rock in our country. The price of live rock, a base necessity for all Americans, has increased 12 fold in the past six years, due in large part to an alliance formed between the greedy island nations of Fiji and Tonga. This new "axis of evil" conspires to drive up live rock prices without regard for the suffering it causes the American people. There are reports that some stores in Manhattan are charging over $8 a pound for base rock alone!

Enough! The American people must send a message! Join me in refusing to buy live rock on May 15, 2007. If you must purchase live rock, please do it on some other day, but NOT the 15th. A similar boycott two years ago succeeded in driving down the cost of live rock by 37% and nearly caused Tonga to sink into the ocean due to all the surplus live rock it had.

UNITE! If we stand together America cannot fail!

 

[cali_reef]

WOW, give me some of the rocks you are smoking please:lol2:.

 

[Bob 1000]

Wow, that sounds like dedication... I can almost here you :smash: :banghead: shouting... I'm in and cheap as hell...Are you a Reef terrorists? :Starwars: Your intense...I'm not going to have gas to drive to get lr on the 15th...

 

[meschaefer]

:banghead:

 

[MO~IDOL]

I'm with you...why May 15 though first Gas then Live rock just curious...

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Ummm will they be serving coffee and desert as well?

 

[thepudge]

I'm with you...why May 15 though first Gas then Live rock just curious...

If you would join me, make sure you know what you are getting into. The Kingdom of Tonga has spies everywhere, and would like nothing more than to make an example out of us.

 

[jhale]

I promise not to buy any live rock on May 15th

 

[212jay]

:funnypost
Are you bored J? :smash: LOL

No Gas or LR!!!!

 

[MO~IDOL]

If you would join me, make sure you know what you are getting into. The Kingdom of Tonga has spies everywhere, and would like nothing more than to make an example out of us.

hopefully no tank crash!

 

[Tonyscoots84]

I also heard there not buying Tea and coffee in Europe because of inflated prices on may 15th :lol2:... anyone wanna join in on that one ? ....

 

[sporty]

I heard on the news fiji and tonga have some RMDs(rocks of mass destruction)and we will invade soon.

 

[Aqua Pro Builder]

I promised not to sell nor import any LR on May 15th.

I also wanted to boycott all transportation companies for charging so high a price per lb on the 15th since we passed May Day already. Price of our bottled drinks are mostly transportation fees.:Starwars:

 

[thepudge]

That tonga branch rock is no joke! They could inflict dozens of casualties if they were to invade.

I heard on the news fiji and tonga have some RMDs(rocks of mass destruction)and we will invade soon.

 

[fritz]

OMG I SHOT SODA OUT OF MY NOSE!

AHHHH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

You are Brilliant!

 

[Aqua Pro Builder]

I heard on the news fiji and tonga have some RMDs(rocks of mass destruction)and we will invade soon.

Who presented you the intelligence?

 

[fritz]

Seriously though these boycotts are the dumbest thing in the world. I only wish I owned a gas station so that I could raise my prices .40 on May 16th.

 

[reefman]

 

[DEEPWATER]

WOW ,i wont sel LR on the 15th
i wont sell LR ont he 15th
i wont sell LR on the 15th
i wont sell LR on the 15th

i wont sell LR on the 15th
i wont sell LR on the 15th


Wait ,how can i sell or buy LR on the 15th ,i wont have gas to drive my car to the store :lol2:

 

[duke62]

can we put a ban on RG on the 15th .....oh wait i think its been boycotted for weeks now :lol2: