Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[digitalreefer]

A few toasts to use today in case you're not an Irishman:

Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!

Here?s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer ? and another one!

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Of all my favorite things to do,
the utmost is to have a brew
My love grows for my foamy friend
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold-
It's paradise--pure liquid gold
Yes, beer means many things to me..
That's all for now, I gotta pee

 

[digitalreefer]

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Lifes blood. Amen!


Happy St. Patty's Day!

 

[digitalreefer]

Hey Chief... you working tonight... if I get into a brawl it's just good Irish fun... no need to arrest me! :biglaugh:

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

LOL No Eric I am off, was supposed to go in last nite but turned around and called out, too dangerous.

 

[steveo32]

Well happy St. Patty's day. But what the hell is a shalalie (spelling)

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

It's spelled 'shillelagh' and refers to a short, gnarled, very hard club usually made from the roots of a large tree. They usually have a knobbed head and double as a walking stick. The shillelagh is a traditional folk weapon among the Irish, and can be quite effective in skilled hands. Leprechauns are often pictured with a shillelagh