This was taken from my cousin on myspace, i thought it was pretty interesting lol ...!!!
The cycle of life is all backwards. You should die first. Start out
dead and get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home feeling
better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy. You collect
your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol and party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for high school. You go to primary school. You become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby. You then spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, roomservice on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally
you finish off as an orgasm.
The cycle of life is all backwards. You should die first. Start out
dead and get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home feeling
better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy. You collect
your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol and party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for high school. You go to primary school. You become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby. You then spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa, roomservice on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally
you finish off as an orgasm.
