nycitaliano9
Senior Member
- Location
- North Babylon exit 51 lie
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
the Man of Your House". He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly
up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From
now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex
that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you
will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director!!!."
