Look out for burglars !

[TRIGGERMAN]

A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say,"Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again"Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around , saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said yes. He asked the parrot his name the parrot said,"Moses."The burglar asked,"What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"The parrot "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus!

 

[TheDumbSter]

lmao

 

[saltwaterinbrooklyn]

Lmfao lol glad thats a joke bro i thought mr caused you to turn to relion lol

 

[Montaquelaveist]

LMAO that was funny as hell im still crying :biggrinpa

 

[TRIGGERMAN]

Lmfao lol glad thats a joke bro i thought mr caused you to turn to relion lol

NOTHING could do that. You know my religion is REALISM. If you can't see and touch it it ain't real..kinda like "pics or it never happened" LOL

 

[nyc reefer]

Pitbull named Jesus

I was laughing my ass off, very good joke. :biggrinpa

 

[krzysiek]

good one

 

[Alex]

great joke, needed that laugh, thanks

 

[Reef Reaper]

very nice!

 

[dherrera83]

ahhhhh another good joke. They should have a thread for jokes so i can have a much needed laugh every morning along with my tea... Helps keep a smile through these times...

 

[kenconnect]

Had me there 4 a min..lol very funny

 

[REEF ADDICT]

good one Amen lmao

 

[LatinP]

Wow makes me miss my African Grey parrot again, I wonder how hard the frying pan in the kitchen is... my wife would surely beat me over the head with it at the mere thought of getting another!

 

[Awibrandy]

Thanks, I really needed that! Put a smile on my face.

 

[Central Aquariums Corp.]

Lmao! I needed that laugh today...