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I'd rather face a knuckleballer than a guy throwing 94. But Colon looks really good, I think he can put together a real nice year. I'd say the Yanks will win the east but they need more pitching.

I work in financial services for a large bank.

Kimbo / Mitrione has potential to be an ugly fight. If Kimbo doesn't knock him in within the first round, Mitrion will win the fight. I hope Koschek stands with Daly, so Daly knocks him the hell out.

I didn't make it to the swap, but I'll be at a swap in the future. Here is your link: http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/main+event+disgrace+says+president+Dana+White/2875371/story.html

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Did you read Dana White's comments about Silva? He said he'll be the first champion to fight on the undercard at a ppv and he had a lot more to say about it.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

It still can't hurt to buy a poly pad and remove the small trace of copper that is in the tank.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. Before sliced bread, people used to say “Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”.

Chuck Norris doesn?t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. "It works on my machine? always holds true for Chuck Norris.

I enjoyed UFC 111, all 6 hours of fighting (cause I was there), and UFC 112 looks like a great card. I missed TUF episode 1. I won't watch a single boxing ppv until Pac Man whips Mayweather. Since that won't happen, I'll have to survive by watching Rocky I - IV as often as possible.

Good luck getting them back Marc, that's messed up.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Yanks win the east, pennant and world series over the Cardinals.