From the Naples (FL) Daily News, 12/18/01:
"A worm, pound for pound, is 1000 times stronger than a man."
And from Ogden Nash:
The Scallop
The bivalve mollusk is deemed a treat
Toward which treat lovers hustle,
Yet it's not the scallop itself they eat,
But the scallop's adductor muscle.
My...